Now my expat son sends me evidence that Mystic Pizza is a global phenomenon — at least, it shows up in Madaba, a city in central Jordan:
Um, why? My son has been to a Dunkin’ Donuts in Beirut, but Mystic Pizza is not a chain bent on global pizza domination. It’s not a chain at all, as far as I know. Here’s the original. Note the different font on the sign. And everything. Well, the world is an interesting place.