Even better than this one!

Two thousand-plus people got up at the crack of dawn to run four and a half miles down Main Street in the blistering heat.  Here are four of them:

Here’s one of them being congratulated at the finish line:

Then we all take a shower and go to the parade.  Uncle Sam starts things off:

We have bands:

And muskets:

And cute hockey players (did you know there was such a thing as cute hockey players?):

And a guy on stilts:

And a reminder to never forget:

And cute spectators staying hydrated:

And of course our world-famous marching kazoo band:

Don’t you wish you had a world-famous marching kazoo band?

Afterwards it’s time for cute kids to get cool in the back yard before the cookout: