Even better than this one!
Two thousand-plus people got up at the crack of dawn to run four and a half miles down Main Street in the blistering heat. Here are four of them:
Here’s one of them being congratulated at the finish line:
Then we all take a shower and go to the parade. Uncle Sam starts things off:
We have bands:
And cute hockey players (did you know there was such a thing as cute hockey players?):
And a guy on stilts:
And a reminder to never forget:
And cute spectators staying hydrated:
And of course our world-famous marching kazoo band:
Don’t you wish you had a world-famous marching kazoo band?
Afterwards it’s time for cute kids to get cool in the back yard before the cookout: