Now that you have dutifully purchased Dover Beach at its amazingly low price of $0.99, you will want to also purchase my friend Craig Shaw Gardner’s new funny fantasy novel Temporary Monsters. If you are wondering whether this novel is worth the $4.27 that Penguin Group (USA) LLC is charging for it, I have just three words for you: Bob the Horse. Bob the Horse is perhaps the most irritatingly comic character ever invented.
Here is the clever cover:
I thank you. Bob the horse thanks you. And boy, are you in trouble now!
By the way, get Bob the Horse to teach you how to make links (like, to your book on Amazon) from your blog posts. It’s easy!
Oh, well, yeah, sure, it’s easy for Bob the Horse! But forging links? Takes a blacksmith, let me tell you, and they are SO booked up!