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About Richard Bowker

Author of the Portal series, the Last P.I. series, and other novels

Terra, Chapter 1

Here’s the first chapter of my new novel, which is probably a couple of months away from actually appearing in print and ebook format.  It’s a sequel to The Portal.  It would help to read The Portal first, but I think I’ve filled in the backstory sufficiently that this isn’t strictly necessary.

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Chapter 1

I was standing in the snack-food aisle of the 7-11 when I saw her.  Somehow I knew who she was—or what she was, really.  Even though she looked like everyone else, was dressed like everyone else.  There was something about her eyes, her gaze.   Something I remembered….

And she knew me, which was very strange.  “Larry,” she murmured.  “We’ve got to talk.”

But just then my friend Vinny Polkinghorne came up behind me and whacked my Red Sox cap off, and when I had picked it up the woman was gone.  “Cut it out, Vinny!” I said, but he just grinned.

I ran to the front of the store, but she wasn’t there, and I couldn’t leave the store without paying for my bag of Doritos, and when I had done that and gone outside, she wasn’t there either.  She wasn’t anywhere.

“What’s the matter?” Vinny asked. “Looking for someone?”

“No, I just—nothing.”

“Well, that’s stupid,” Vinny said.  “Can I have a Dorito?”

I handed him the bag.

“Let’s go hang out at the harbor,” he suggested, opening the bag and stuffing his mouth full of Doritos.

“Nah, I gotta get home.  I just remembered I’ve got a composition to write.”

“Stupid homework.”

“I know, right?  See you.”

Vinny handed the bag back to me, then got on his bike and rode off.  I got on mine and searched for the woman for a couple of minutes, but I didn’t spot her.  So I got off my bike and sat on a bench across from the Glanbury post office.  After a minute I took out my cell phone and called Kevin Albright.

I was still getting used to having a cell phone.  My parents had finally relented and got us all phones, even my kid brother Matthew, because everyone else in the world but us had one.  Also, I think they liked it that we were all getting along so much better, which was mainly due to me and the way I had matured.  My parents had no idea why I had matured, of course, and I wasn’t going to tell them.

“What’s up, Larry?” Kevin said.

“I’m pretty sure I just saw someone,” I replied.

“Someone who?”

“You know.  Like the preacher.  From, you know.”

“The preacher?  Where?  Was he, you know, preaching?”

“No.  And it was a woman.  I saw her in the 7-11.”

“Did you talk to her?”

“No.  But she knew me.  And she had those eyes.”  Those glittering eyes…

“What happened?”

“She knew me.  She said she had to talk, but then Vinny Polkinghorne showed up and started bugging me, and when I looked up she was gone.”

Kevin was silent for a minute.  Then he said, “You could be mistaken.  It could’ve been anyone.”

Kevin had never seen the preacher.  If he had, he’d know I wasn’t mistaken.  “What if I’m right?” I said.  “What if someone has come back?  What if the portal is here again?”

The portal.  Our secret.  The invisible device that took you to other universes—like the one we lived in but different, in little ways and big ones.  The device had taken Kevin and me to a universe where we’d ended up trapped for months, without cars or computers or phones, where we’d fought in a war and Kevin had come down with a strange disease and almost died.  And where I found another version of my family, different from mine but somehow the same.  A universe in which I had already died.

“The portal isn’t here, Larry,” Kevin said quietly.  “Why should it be here?  We’ve been back for months, and after we came back it disappeared—they took it away or moved it or something.  That’s all over now.”

“I don’t think it’s over,” I replied.

“You don’t want it to be over,” Kevin said.

“It doesn’t matter what I want.  I saw that woman.  She knew my name.”

“You saw someone.  But that doesn’t mean anything.”

“Yes, it does.”

“Whatever,” Kevin said, suddenly sounding bored.  “I’ll see you at school.”

“Sure.”

I put my phone away.  I was right; I knew that.  But I was thinking about what Kevin said.  You don’t want it to be over.  Was that true?  Maybe.  I didn’t run away from that woman when I saw her; I went looking for her.  That said something, didn’t it?

And I knew that Kevin may have sounded bored, but he wasn’t, not really.  He wanted to know what was going, too.

But maybe I wanted it a little bit more.

I rode my bike home.  My kid brother Matthew was playing a video game in our room.  Mom was in her office, working on one of those grant proposals she gets paid to write.  My older sister Cassie wasn’t home; she was in the play at the high school and stayed late every day rehearsing.  I sat in the living room and tried to concentrate on my homework.  It wasn’t any use, though.

Those eyes.

What did she want?  She knew my name.  We’ve got to talk.

I thought about the preacher.  He had called himself simply a traveler.  He was from one of those other universes.  They used the portal to travel around to universes like ours and give sermons to people who mostly paid no attention to them.  Seemed like a waste of time to me, but I guess he knew what he was doing.  He had helped Kevin and me get home, which he didn’t have to do, and for that I was grateful.

I wondered what universe he was visiting right now.

Dinner was the usual—Dad got home around six, and he wanted to know about everyone’s day while we ate spaghetti and meatballs.  Of course Cassie didn’t like the meatballs, but she was more interested in telling us about her rehearsal than complaining about the food.  She went on and on about who was messing up their lines and who didn’t understand their character and whatnot.  She didn’t have a very big part, but she was convinced that she should have the lead.  I overheard Dad tell Mom once that drama gave Cassie “an outlet for her histrionics.”  After I looked up the word, I decided he was probably right.

Matthew had a long, boring story to tell about his Social Studies project, which he was doing with his friend Zach and involved creating a display of agricultural products from different states.  Or something.

And then it was my turn.

“How was your day, Larry?”

“Fine.”

“What did you do?”

“Nothing much.  Hung out with Vinny.”

“How’s Vinny?”

“The same.”

What could I say?  Things were kind of boring.  Except for the thing that I couldn’t talk about.

After supper I went upstairs and surfed the net for a while.  Matthew asked me what I was doing, like he always does.

“What does it look like I’m doing?” I replied.  “I’m reading.”

“I know, but what are you reading about?”

“The multiverse.”

I thought that would shut him up, but it didn’t.  “What’s a multiverse?”

“There’s this theory that the universe we live in isn’t the only universe that exists.  There are lots of other universes—maybe an infinite number of them.  They call that the multiverse.”

“But that’s stupid.  There’s only one universe.  How could there be more than one?”

“Well, some really smart people think that’s not true.”

“How do they know?  Has anyone ever seen one?  Has anyone ever been to one?”

Sometimes I wanted to tell Matthew about my adventure, but why bother?  He wouldn’t believe me.  How could he?  From his perspective, I had never left—the months I had spent in that other universe had passed in no time on this one.  I couldn’t explain how.  And I couldn’t explain how the portal worked, when all the scientists said that the best we could do is maybe detect another universe somehow; we couldn’t actually visit one.  “No,” I said to Matthew, “no one’s ever been to one.  But no one’s ever been to the sun.  That doesn’t mean the sun doesn’t exist.”

Matthew pondered that, and then moved on.  “Did you know that California produces almost all the artichokes in America?”

“I did not know that, Matthew,” I replied.  “That’s very interesting.”

He looked at me suspiciously, sensing sarcasm, and then said, “Well, I think it’s interesting.”

“I’m going to look up some more artichoke facts right after I finish reading about the multiverse.”

“Shut up, Larry,” he said.  But I knew he wasn’t upset.

The next day at school Kevin cornered me in the lunchroom.  “It’s not here,” he repeated.

“Why do you keep saying that, like you know for sure?  You don’t know anything.  You’re just—” And then I figured it out.  “You’re worried you’ll have to make a choice,” I said.  “Go or stay.”

“Don’t be stupid,” he replied.

I had been by myself when I first discovered the portal, and I didn’t know what it was—just some invisible something that let me hide from the annoying Stinky Glover.  I used it fast—found myself in another universe, spent half an hour exploring a Glanbury that was kind of like the town where I really lived and kind of not, and then I came back.  It had been Kevin’s big idea to go into the portal again, this time with him.  And we landed in a very different, very scary place.  And it was Kevin who came to regret that decision even more than I did.

“Okay, Kevin,” I said.  “It was probably nothing.  I just got, you know, this vibe.  Plus, she knew my name.”

“Fine,” he said.  “But I don’t think you’re right.  What are the odds?”

I wanted to argue with him.  What did odds have to do with it?  The woman was looking for me.  Which meant she knew where she could find me.  Which probably meant she knew the preacher.

But why was she looking for me?

I decided I didn’t really want to argue with Kevin.  “Yeah, okay,” I said.  “I agree.  Sorry I even mentioned it.  Let’s hurry up and eat.”

We hurried up and ate, and we talked about other stuff.  But Kevin still looked worried.

After school I went home on the bus.  I didn’t really feel like hanging out downtown like I usually did.  I didn’t have much homework, so I went back to trying to understand the Wikipedia article on the multiverse.  Like Matthew, my father had noticed me reading about the multiverse once, and he’d gotten really excited, and he tried to explain to me about Everett’s many-worlds interpretation of quantum mechanics and the wave function collapse and other stuff I wasn’t ever going to understand.  I pretended to be interested—and I guess I was, sort of.  I knew that what happened to me and Kevin was real, but it was nice to know that there was science behind it—that smart people like my Dad could possibly believe it was real.

Anyway, I gave up on Wikipedia after a while and I decided to take a walk in the conservation land behind our house.  This was where I had found the portal back last fall.  Now it was spring, and the leaves were budding on the trees and the ground was a little muddy, so my mother would probably yell at me if I didn’t wipe off my sneakers before I went back in the house.  She used to be really worried about me wandering off by ourselves in the woods, but she’s calmed down a bit lately.  Apparently she has decided I’m not quite as stupid as she thought.

I found the spot where I had stumbled onto the portal when I was trying to get away from Stinky Glover.  I groped around to see if it was there.  It wasn’t.  That didn’t necessarily mean anything.  It could be anywhere. The preacher had moved it, back in the other universe.  And, like Kevin said, he—or someone—had taken it away from here sometime after we returned.  What did I know about portals?

I felt a surge of disappointment, though.  And I knew that Kevin was right.  I didn’t want it to be over.

And that’s when I heard the voice.

“Larry Barnes.”

It was so soft that at first I thought I was imagining it.  I couldn’t bring myself to answer.

“Larry,” the voice repeated.

I turned.  And she was there, standing among the trees, staring at me the way she had at the 7-11.

“Larry, I need your help.”

My favorite object at the Harvard Art Museums

An ancient Greek grave stele of a young girl:

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The description reads:

Melisto, daughter of Ktesikrates, holds a doll in her left hand and a bird in the right, and looks down toward the furry little dog springing up at her from the right. She wears a simple girt chiton, like a nightgown.

A girl with a doll and her pets.  So much more interesting than busts of Roman emperors.

Cover for my new novel

. . . which is called Terra, you will recall.  Subject to further fiddling.  Comments are welcome.  You will notice that we’re looking for a parallel universe vibe here.  What is that ray gun doing against the backdrop of a bas-relief from ancient Rome?  Guess you’ll have to read the novel to find out.

Terra cover

Renowned be thy grave

As today’s Google Doodle will let you know, this is the 400th anniversary of Shakespeare’s death.  The Times today has a clever faux-obituary.

Here is a funeral song he wrote a few years before his death.

Fear no more the heat o’ th’ sun
Nor the furious winter’s rages;
Thou thy worldly task hast done,
Home art gone and ta’en thy wages.
Golden lads and girls all must,
As chimney-sweepers, come to dust.

Fear no more the frown o’ th’ great;
Thou art past the tyrant’s stroke.
Care no more to clothe and eat;
To thee the reed is as the oak.
The sceptre, learning, physic, must
All follow this and come to dust.

Fear no more the lightning flash,
Nor th’ all-dreaded thunder-stone;
Fear no slander, censure rash;
Thou hast finished joy and moan.
All lovers young, all lovers must
Consign to thee and come to dust.

No exorciser harm thee,
Nor no witchcraft charm thee.
Ghost unlaid forbear thee;
Nothing ill come near thee.
Quiet consummation have,
And renowned be thy grave.

As is often the case in Shakespeare’s late romances, the beautiful young woman to whom this song is sung is not in fact dead.  (In real life she wasn’t even a woman, but that’s neither here nor there.)  Shakespeare, of course, isn’t really dead either.  Let’s raise a tankard to him today!

So what’s that new novel of yours about, anyway?

I’m glad you asked.  It’s called Terra — have I mentioned that?  And it’s the follow-up to The Portal.  Here’s the marketing blurb I wrote for it yesterday:

Larry Barnes thinks he’ll never use the portal again.  The strange device that took him to a parallel universe has disappeared, and he is back living his normal life — until one day a beautiful woman appears and begs for his help.  She tells him that the mysterious preacher he met in his travels is in trouble on another world, and only Larry can save him.  Against his better judgment Larry enters the portal with her, and soon he finds himself in a desperate battle against a secret priesthood that wants to kill the preacher – and Larry.  As he struggles to defeat the priests and return home, Larry begins to sense he may have powers that he never dreamed of, and he begins to understand that his fate is inextricably linked to that of the preacher . . . and the portal.

I don’t like these sorts of blurbs; they seem to suck everything that’s interesting or different out of a book in order to fit it comfortably into its genre.  Maybe I can do better.  Should I bring in the many-worlds interpretation of quantum mechanics?  That would probably help sell some copies, don’t you think?

Amy

I saw the Oscar-winning documentary Amy the other day.  It’s the harrowing story of the decline and fall of Amy Winehouse, who managed to put out one great album on her way to an early grave.  I liked the film, but there was about a half hour too much harrow for my taste. And, as a friend of mine said, “We’ve seen this story already, haven’t we?”

Of course we have.  And the story has been even more poignant.  Here is Amy Winehouse singing “Back to Black” live.

The song is pretty good, and her voice is great, but she isn’t much of a performer.  It’s kind of hard to tell that this is supposed to be a sad song.

Now let’s take a look at Janis Joplin singing “Summertime” in Sweden in July 1969.

This performance is not just great; it takes you to a whole other plane of existence.  Could anyone pour more of herself into a song than Janis Joplin?  She was dead 15 months later.

Lie Lady Lie, lie across my big brass bed

Here’s an article about a moderately interesting study showing that people who get upset about grammar errors are, you know, kind of jerks:

Scientists have found that people who constantly get bothered by grammatical errors online have “less agreeable” personalities than those who just let them slide.

And those friends who are super-sensitive to typos on your Facebook page? Psychological testing reveals they’re generally less open, and are also more likely to be judging you for your mistakes than everyone else. In other words, they’re exactly who you thought they were.

So, my wonderful kid is home for Easter, and he says: “I think I’ll go lay down.”  What is a father to do?  Constantly correct your kid’s grammar, and maybe he’ll think “Maybe I’ll lay down somewhere else next Easter.”  Ignore his errors, and you are obviously failing as a parent.  My response was to sort of mutter the correct usage and hope my kid learned something.

Of course, the lay/lie distinction is clearly on its way out.  I just bought a Fitbit.  Good for me!  Here’s a paragraph from the manual:

While it may track stats such as steps and floors when placed in a pocket or backpack, it is most accurate on the wrist. For all-day wear, your Charge HR should usually rest a finger’s width below your wrist bone and lay flat (as you’d normally wear a watch).

Should I worry about Fitbit’s quality control if they let that use of “lay” into their documentation?  Probably not.

Anyway, I’ll give Bob Dylan the final word.  I have a feeling that Dylan knew the difference between “lay” and “lie” perfectly well, but just liked the sound of “lay” better.  Geniuses can do that.

Who doesn’t like MORE busts of Roman emperors?

For some reason, one of my most popular post here was this one showing some busts of Roman emperors from Boston’s Museum of Fine Arts.  I was at the Harvard Art Museums the other day, and guess what?  More busts!

Here’s the Emperor Tiberius:

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He’s not looking all that great, if you ask me.  The accompanying description says the bust was probably sculpted when he was in his early sixties.  Read Tom Holland’s book Dynasty for an interesting discussion of this tortured soul.

Here is Lucius Verus, who ruled for a while in the second century AD with his adoptive brother Marcus Aurelius.

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Note the beard, which became fashionable for emperors starting with Hadrian earlier in the century.

Finally, here’s a full statue (well, almost full) of the Emperor Trajan:

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The description in the Harvard catalog suggests that he was probably holding a spear in his left hand.

Trajan was one of the best of the Roman emperors.  Wikipedia says:

As an emperor, Trajan’s reputation has endured – he is one of the few rulers whose reputation has survived nineteen centuries. Every new emperor after him was honored by the Senate with the wish felicior Augusto, melior Traiano (that he be “luckier than Augustus and better than Trajan”). Among medieval Christian theologians, Trajan was considered a virtuous pagan. In the Renaissance, Machiavelli, speaking on the advantages of adoptive succession over heredity, mentioned the five successive good emperors “from Nerva to Marcus”[2] – a trope out of which the 18th-century historian Edward Gibbon popularized the notion of the Five Good Emperors, of whom Trajan was the second.[3]

Once you’ve finished reading Dynasty, you should read the wonderful SPQR  by Mary Beard, for a fuller view of a thousand years of ancient Rome.

Easter 1916

The Easter Rising took place a hundred years ago.  It was an idiotic, doomed adventure that caused hundreds of deaths and maybe led, years later, to Irish independence:

Almost 500 people were killed in the Easter Rising. About 54% were civilians, 30% were British military and police, and 16% were Irish rebels. More than 2,600 were wounded. Most of the civilians were killed as a result of the British using artillery and heavy machine guns, or mistaking civilians for rebels. The shelling and the fires it caused left parts of inner city Dublin in ruins.

And, of course, it led to a great poem.  If you’re a terrorist (or, maybe, a freedom fighter), you should hope that you have William Butler Yeats around to make you immortal, to turn your dreams into myth. Here’s the final stanza of “Easter 1916”:

Too long a sacrifice
Can make a stone of the heart.
O when may it suffice?
That is heaven’s part, our part
To murmur name upon name,
As a mother names her child
When sleep at last has come
On limbs that had run wild.
What is it but nightfall?
No, no, not night but death.
Was it needless death after all?
For England may keep faith
For all that is done and said.
We know their dream; enough
To know they dreamed and are dead.
And what if excess of love
Bewildered them till they died?
I write it out in a verse —
MacDonagh and MacBride
And Connolly and Pearse
Now and in time to be,
Wherever green is worn,
Are changed, changed utterly:
A terrible beauty is born.

Here’s the proclamation of an Irish republic, signed by some of those whom excess of love bewildered: