When it comes to customer reviews, it’s quantity, not quality, that counts

My publisher asked an analytics firm to study their sales data and determine the key factor that determines sales.  Here’s what they came up with:

When all the basics are covered, the number one factor determining sales is, without question, the number of reviews (not stars, but reviews). The more reviews, the more sales. In other words, “people are interested in buying what other people are interested in reviewing”. This is the basic definition of Social Engagement.

(The basics include a commercially viable book, a good cover, wide distribution, and good sales copy.)

I find this a bit hard to believe in its starkest form — if a book has 800 reviews that all say it stinks, I’m not going to buy it, and I don’t think you would, either.  But it makes sense as a rule of thumb.  So please review my books!  It doesn’t take long!  On Barnes & Noble, you don’t even have to say anything!  If you hate one of my books, I promise to do better next time!

My publisher also suggests that authors leave polite comments in response to reviews.

By establishing your presence among reviewers you accomplish several things.

1.    Your presence will temper reviewer responses because readers see that you’re watching.

2.    Reviewers will be anxious to leave a favorable review because they want you to talk to them (and they’ll expect it too, so consistency is key).

3.    If you create a reputation for talking to readers, they will talk back to you and (mostly) say nice things.

Overall, this back-and-forth effort creates social engagement, which increases reviews, which creates curiosity, which leads to sales and more reviews, which leads to more social engagement, all of which can lead to even more sales.

I didn’t know you could do this!  I actually can’t figure out how to it works on Barnes & Noble, but it’s easy enough on Amazon.  So if you leave me a review on Amazon, I will actually talk to you!  And if that isn’t exciting, I don’t know what is.

Not all my Nook reviews are drivel

After this post, I thought I should mention that Nook readers generally have very nice things to say about Dover Beach.  Here’s the current “most helpful” review:

The most satisfying read in a long time. This was my first book by Mr. Bowker, but it won’t be my last. Unpretentious, well written fun. Effortlessly realized characters who inhabit an engaging, imaginative story. You don’t have to be a fan of the noir detective genre to enjoy this book, but for those who are, it will be a real treat.

So there.  That was a five-star review.  Here’s a nice four-star review:

A post-apocalyptic Boston and its first private eye? Sure, why not? Quite good character development and plot, great atmosphere. I dare to say it could move to the big screen very well. There was nice exposition of the “whats” of this future, but never explained much about the whys and hows of the apocalypse – just enough – I was satisfied. I would hardly call Dover Beach a science fiction novel, though. I could hardly put it down, and plan to buy more after this Free Friday treat. Enjoy!

Of course, ya gotta love reviewers who say they plan to buy more of your stuff.  That, of course, is the point of making a book free.  This seems to be working, at least on Barnes & Noble.  Dover Beach‘s sequel, The Distance Beacons, currently has a very nice sales rank of 819, which, oddly, is higher than Dover Beach‘s rank.  This is working out way better than on Amazon, where Dover Beach is still free, but The Distance Beacons has a rather dreary sales rank of 176,736.  Too bad.  But here’s a nice review of Dover Beach from an Amazon reader to compensate:

Richard Bowker presents an awesome look at the role of a P.I. in a post-apocalyptic world. My first reaction was what on Earth would the remains of society need a Private Investigator for—it’s unlikely a P.I. would be hired to checkout phony insurance claims when there ain’t no more insurance companies. Richard builds a compelling plot with polished nuances sparkling for the reader. The plight of the survivors in Boston is rather frightful. The contrast between the shattered United States and merry old England is striking. He provides a nicely developed depth to his cast of players, and with all things considered, their surroundings are believable. I liked how he addresses real world money issues and there isn’t a P.I. with a pocket full of cash—but a meal at a London McDonalds is affordable. Richard did a marvelous job of resolving all the dangling loose ends—including a few dangling parts the reader doesn’t suspect are dangling—so to speak.

I like the way he calls me “Richard.”  Like we’re friends.  And we are!

Is it just me, or are Nook customer reviews somewhat lacking?

. . . at least, compared to Amazon review.

That “Free Fridays” publicity got a lot of people downloading Dover Beach.  And some of them apparently have more free time on their hands than I do, because they’ve already left reviews.  Some are reasonably well written, but then there’s this sort of one-star review:

DO NOT EVER LEND LendMe BOOKS TO NON- EXISTIENT PEOPLE!!!!!! NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER DO THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!

(I left out about 50 exclamation points.)

The good news is that only three of out of 73 people (currently) found this review helpful.  The bad news is that there are three people out there who found this review helpful.

Here is a one-star review that I’m actually OK with:

This was a weird book. It started out almost as if missing half of it or it was part 2 in a series. You just felt lost like they were talking about things that happened and you werent a part of it. There was no explanation for anything, while the premise might have been good, a little more explanation would have made this book much better. As is, it sucked. Woild not recommend at all. Terrible.

Somewhere on this blog I’ve probably mentioned that I made a conscious decision not to give the backstory of the war in whose aftermath this story takes place.  The war happened in someone else’s world; these characters inhabit another world altogether.  If that doesn’t work for a reader, my apologies. If you’re a Free Fridays reader, all you’ve lost is your time.

At least I can get some consolation from this.

POD is PDQ

To check out the Print On Demand version of The Portal, I placed an order for it from Amazon on Saturday, with my two-day Amazon Prime shipping.  It arrived today, Wednesday.  So they were able to print the book  on Sunday (I guess) and ship it to me on Monday.  And it looks great!

I’m going to buy a bunch for my own use direct from the publisher.  I should be able to undercut Amazon’s prices significantly, although I don’t know about two-day shipping.  If you’re interested in buying one from me, let me know in comments or somewhere.  The advantage to buying it directly from me, in addition to the price, is that you can get my autograph in it.  Which is, of course, priceless.

“Dover Beach” is an Ereader News Today book of the day

I’m not sure how this works, but look here.  Not Dangerous Flames or Arielle Immortal Quickening, although I’m sure they are both very fine novels.  Scroll down to the third one.  That’s mine.

Ninety-nine cents is pretty cheap for a book this good, don’t you think?  It used to be free for a while, but you were too busy and didn’t get around to downloading it, now did you?  Will it ever be free again?  I wouldn’t count on it, if I were you.  If I were you, I’d spend the $0.99 and see what all the excitement is about.

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Would you sign up for an e-book subscription service?

The concept is a Netflix for ebooks–for a fixed price per month, you get to read as many ebooks from the vendor’s catalog as you want.  Oyster came out with a product earlier this month.  Now Scribd has announced a competing product.  The prices are about the same: $9 per month for Scribd, $10 per month for Oyster.

Scribd has a deal with HarperCollins that gives them access to most of that publisher’s backlist, and this appears to be a differentiator.  Assuming that both companies get the technology right, the key would seem to be who can offer more of the books people want to read.  (Oyster only works on smartphones, not tablets, and that seems nuts to me; presumably they can change course if it turns out that most people agree with me.)

As a reader, I’m not especially interested — I just don’t have enough reading time, and my tastes are too eclectic, to make the products worth it.  Also, I’m perfectly happy to read a hardcopy book from the library.  I suppose the concept might make sense for other people, but I’m a bit dubious.  Unless you can sign up all the major publishers, the selection is bound to be limited in ways that readers will find frustrating.

Having said that, I have plenty of listening time on my endless commute, and I have recently joined Audible, the big audio book company (now owned, along with most everything else, by Amazon).  Its model is to make you buy credits, either one per month or a bunch up front (I bought a bunch up front).  This gets you a substantial discount over their prices for non-members.  The cost comes out to be about $12 per title, which doesn’t seem too bad.  And they have a huge catalog, including lots of my friend Jeff Carver’s novels.  So far it seems like a good deal from my perspective; your mileage may vary.

Let’s all join Craig Shaw Gardner in the Netherhells

Craig Shaw Gardner has finally released the first three books in his hilarious Ebenezum series as e-books.  Let the rejoicing begin!  Here’s the classic cover for A Malady of Magicks:

Also out are A Night in the Netherhells and A Multitude of Monsters.

I heard Craig read the short story that turned into A Malady of Magicks back in the Harding administration sometime, and I couldn’t believe that anyone could write a story that funny.

Mr. Gardner has also relaunched his blog, this time in our familiar WordPress world. Let’s get him to start adding content!

Senator currently one of “101 Nook Books Under $2.99” at Barnes & Noble

Senator is currently on sale at Barnes & Noble for the ridiculously low price of $0.99.  (Yes, friends, you heard right!)  So now would be a good time to pick it up if you’ve got a Nook.

I don’t know how this sort of thing works, but my publisher got the novel a spot on B&N’s “101 Nook Books Under $2.99” promotion.  It’s currently on the third page, but the book moves up the pages as its sales rank improves. This promotion is having an effect.  A couple of days ago Senator‘s sales rank was somewhere north of 300,000 on B&N, meaning (I suppose) that no one had bought it recently.  Currently its sales rank is 460.  Maybe someone will finally review it!

Here’s what the cover looks like, in case you’ve forgotten:

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