A satisfied Amazon customer writes about The Portal:
Product was sent on time and as expected. Thank you.
You may say that there’s some mix-up here: the satisfied Amazon customer actually thought she was reviewing something entirely different — a printer cartridge or a dog collar or a box of trash bags. I prefer to think that she likes my novels so much that, when she discovered that the The Portal was “as expected,” she was moved to give it five stars and express her deepest gratitude.
That’s perfectly plausible, right?